Instead of coming up with an answer, I came up with more questions. Here they are:
Do napkins go out for drinks with other napkins?
Do they like beer, hard drinks, or wine?
Can a napkin be an alcoholic?
Are there AA meetings for napkin alcoholics?
Do napkins get drunk?
They are good questions, I think. But I had one more question. Here it is:
When napkins spill beer on themselves, what do they wipe it up with?
This one is particularly hard. I can't figure out the answer. I know that sometimes there aren't answers to the questions in life, but if there is an answer I want to know it. Please, if anyone knows the answer to this question or any of the others, leave it in the comments because here at NapkinWorld we are about knowing answers to questions about napkins and I feel that I might be failing the community by not knowing the answer, but I might also be helping the community by bringing awareness to these questions and their unansweredness and bringing about discussion to figure out the answers that we don't know.
2 comments:
they like beer and hard liqour, but not wine. a glass of wine looks stupid with a napkin.
good point, caitlin. a glass of wine does look quite stupid with a napkin. perhaps when the two are combined, we have found a trailer-trash napkin!
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